cheese

noun

1. (uncountable)A dairy product made from curdled or cultured milk.
2. (countable)Any particular variety of cheese.
3. (countable)A piece of cheese, especially one moulded into a large round shape during manufacture.

   “He had a gloating expression on his face, and was perseveringly rolling a large cheese along the middle of the road.”

   “In the tomographic images of the 30-day-old cheeses, the gantry had to be removed with image processing techniques: first, the binarised image (grey level larger than 10⁴) was eroded with a disk of three pixels.”

4. (UK, uncountable)A thick variety of jam (fruit preserve), as distinguished from a thinner variety (sometimes called jelly)
5. (countable, uncountable)A substance resembling cream cheese, such as lemon cheese
6. (colloquial, uncountable)That which is melodramatic, overly emotional, or cliché, i.e. cheesy.

   “It's time to add some cheese to this action burger! Every genre has them, everybody loves them ... it's the parodies!”

   “A film ostensibly about the lead singer of a hair metal band killing innocent people on a future planet Earth, Alienator is the epitome of low-budget cheese.”

7. (slang, uncountable)Money.
8. (UK, countable)In skittles, the roughly ovoid object that is thrown to knock down the skittles.
9. (slang, uncountable)A fastball.
10. (slang, uncountable)A dangerous mixture of black tar heroin and crushed Tylenol PM tablets. The resulting powder resembles grated cheese and is snorted.
11. (countable, slang, uncountable, vulgar)Smegma.
12. (countable, uncountable)Holed pattern of circuitry to decrease pattern density.

    “2006, US Patent 7458053, International Business Machines Corporation It is known in the art to insert features that are electrically inactive (“fill structures”) into a layout to increase layout pattern density or and to remove features from the layout (“cheese structures”) to decrease layout pattern density.”

13. (countable, uncountable)A mass of pomace, or ground apples, pressed together in the shape of a cheese.

    “Apple pulp is poured into the cloth until the frame is full. The edges of the cloth are folded over the pulp forming a cloth-bound bed of apple pulp, called a 'cheese' as it resembles the European-style bound cheese. The frame is removed, a divider is placed on the 'cheese' and another 'cheese' is built on top of the first, and so on.”

14. (countable, uncountable)The flat, circular, mucilaginous fruit of dwarf mallow (Malva rotundifolia) or marshmallow (Althaea officinalis).
15. (countable, uncountable)A low curtsey; so called on account of the cheese shape assumed by a woman's dress when she stoops after extending the skirts by a rapid gyration.

    “The time was morning; the young lady was not fifteen; her spirits were as the spirits of a fawn in May; her tour of duty for the day was either not come, or was gone; and, finding herself alone in a spacious room, what more reasonable thing could she do than amuse herself with making cheeses? that is, whirling round, according to a fashion practised by young ladies both in France and England, and pirouetting until the petticoat is inflated like a balloon, and then sinking into a courtesy.”

    “"I thank your ladyship, I don't like tanzing, and I don't like cards," says Miss Hester, tossing up her head; and, dropping a curtsey like a "cheese," she strutted away from the Countess's table.”

    “Mrs. Curzon-Bowlby, thus deserted in the middle of the room, dropped the prettiest of "cheeses," and broke into a merry peal of unaffected laughter.”

16. (slang, uncountable)Wealth, fame, excellence, importance.
17. (British, India, dated, slang, uncountable)The correct thing, of excellent quality; the ticket.

    “These cheroots are the real cheese.”

18. (uncountable)The exploitation, or opportunity for exploitation, of an unintentional video game mechanic.

verb

1. To prepare curds for making cheese.
2. To make holes in a pattern of circuitry to decrease pattern density.
3. (slang)To smile excessively, as for a camera.

   “Yeah, a couple homegirls cheese they little faces off / They happy cause they finally got they braces off”

   “It's been a long time since you fell in love / You ain't coming out your shell, you ain't really been yourself / Tell me, what must I do? (Do tell, my love) / 'Cause luckily I'm good at reading / I wouldn't bug him, but he won't stop cheesin'”

   “Now Kunihiko sprinted back up the stairs. Exploded through the bar with three sacks of convenience store chicken, cheesing from ear to ear.”

4. (slang)To stop; to refrain from.

   “Cheese it! The cops!”

   “Cheese your patter! (= stop talking, shut up)”

5. (slang)To anger or irritate someone, usually in combination with "off".

   “All this waiting around is really cheesing me off.”

6. (Internet, ambitransitive)To use a controversial or unsporting tactic to gain an advantage (especially in a game.)

   “You can cheese most of the game using certain exploits.”

   “The term cheesing is also pretty common. However, at least originally, ticking had a more specific meaning, ie hitting someone and then throwing after they block, whereas cheesing would be anything "cheap", and thereore depended on the user [...]”

   “The moral of the story is, real strategy doesn't apply in WH40K. Find out where your opponent cheesed himself up and hit him there with everything you've got.”

   “"Cheesing" means to shoot for the 9-ball (in 9-ball) before being on the 9-ball (i.e. shooting at the 1-ball to hit the 9-ball in). Basically if you can do it, you'll win the game (but perhaps not much respect).”

   “For example, he was accused of "cheating" when he modified his in-game play techniques—without the use of cheat codes—but in ways that were unexpected to his opponents. Taking these actions (called cheesing by some in game play discourse) was unexpected, because the actions diverged from courses of action perceived as normal in the real-world activity the game simulated.”

7. (slang)To use an unconventional, all-in strategy to take one's opponent by surprise early in the game (especially for real-time strategy games).

intj

1. Said while being photographed, to give the impression of smiling.

   “Say "cheese"! ... and there we are!”

name

1. A surname.