totes

noun

1. (form-of, plural)plural of tote

verb

1. (form-of, indicative, present, singular, third-person)third-person singular simple present indicative of tote

adv

1. (colloquial, not-comparable)Totally.

   “That was totes like the best night ever!”

   ““Apparently, I suck at being nonviolent.” “Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sort of good at something. You and I are like little baby Billys right now, and we're "sucking" on our first bottle of nonviolent milk.” “[sighs] Totes. I'll stop "pooping my diaper."” “Whoa, what?!””

   “Omg, diary, mid-year rotto was the best. time. EVER. Whole #squad stayed at Geordie Bay, obvi. All the planning totes paid off - literally so wasted from start to finish.”

   ““I don't know how I would have gotten through this without you.” “Oh, the feeling is mutual. I've always schemed and connived alone. But as a duo, it is, as you might say, "totes ridic!"” “(gasps) I would say that.””

   ““You convinced us, too.” “Yeah, we're totes donating our dividend check next year.””